Here you can find some info on the people in this comic.
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The creator of the comic. He's sarcastic, witty, intelligent, sexy, strong, and the best damn guy you'll ever meet. And he's modest, too! He's also rather lazy so don't expect too many updates. Chat Status: Active |
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Silky, sexy, smooth, and cool. A man of awe and mystery. Usually subject to MK's movie theories and jokes. Also, what's the deal with that shirt? Chat Status: Active |
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Used to be a duck, but recently evolved into a full human character. Also subject to MK's bad jokes. Chat Status: Active |
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The only girl that's lasted through our many chats. That must say something about her. Possibly bisexual. Chat Status: Active |
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Used to be a custom game sprite, but now a fully drawn character! Somewhat. And yes, he's very evil. Chat Status: Active |
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Cynical, but the good kind. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Chat Status: Active |
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He's crazy, man. I mean, he's a giant walking, talking atomic fish. What else you want? Chat Status: Returned from the dead and now dead again |
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DA's boyfriend and not a young Barrack Obama. Though he may or may not be running for President. Chat Status: Active |
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What can be said about E that hasn't been said already? Oh wait, nothing really has been said yet. Chat Status: Active |
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One sexy-ass man. In the marines, currently at the rank of "Ninja". He's got mad skillz, yo. Chat Status: MIA |
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"..." Chat Status: ... |
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A kid-genius. She likes my art. Don't touch her hair. Chat Status: MIA |
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Big Nintendo fan and overall gamer. Well read in ways to deal with Metroids. Chat Status: Never did like chats |
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According to him, he still can't spell. Avid role-playing gamer and Monty Python fan. Also quite fond of his hat and is a root beer-aholic. Chat Status: MIA |
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"Cows are Bob", as someone once put it. How can a cow be male, you ask? That's what we've been wondering for years. It's best not to think about it. Chat Status: MIA |
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Quite infamous for dressing up as a doctor and administering rat poison as medicine. A character to be used only in situations involving rat poison and nothing more. Chat Status: MIA, possibly dead from rat poison |
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